"Meet Larry. He’s just turned 40 and he’s still single. If you can get past the glow of his Grecian formula you can see his hairline beginning to make a hasty retreat from his forehead. Larry’s leisure suit is of the highest quality (100% man-made material, permanent press, too!). He wears at least 11 gold chains and his freshly-capped teeth could blind you in a bright light. Become the lovable nerd Larry for one fabulous night. You’ll drink. You’ll gamble. And, if you play your cards right, you might even meet the girl (or girls) of your dreams."